Saturday, October 18, 2014


Kentucky Coach John Calipari
Kicking off the season previews series with the #1 team in all the land, the University of Kentucky Wildcats. Coming within reach of a championship last year, John Calipari's Wildcats look to claw their way back to the top!

Also introducing the Scout's Corner, a section not recommended for the faint of heart. This is the advanced sports metrics section. Don't even bother if you can't deal with doing mental math.

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SCOUT'S CORNER: The 3 Main Bulletpoints
  • Nearly unanimous preseason number one picks
  • Two separate FIVE MAN UNITS holy shit
  • John Calipari has acquired a BUTTLOAD of new NBA-caliber recruits, likely one-season-and-done. One-and-dones from recent years include Anthony Davis, Nerlens Noel, Julius Randle...the list of top tier picks goes on and on 
Add one more name to that legendary list:  COTTON NASH. This young up-and-comer graced the cover of Sports Illustrated this week and is sure to shred. Yes he'll eat his way through the SEC's gluten-y defenses like a celiac glutton (meaning it'll make him sick but he's tough as a rock so w/e).

Basketball's newest white superstar

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wow this preview is trash